fuck yeah canon-chan quotes

"Hi, I’m canon and I’m such a dummyface bakahead that I have not said anything quotable..."

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:15:07 -0400

“Hi, I’m canon and I’m such a dummyface bakahead that I have not said anything quotable in months. Also I never talk to my friends. DUMMYFACE BAKAHEAD, THAT IS ME.”

- #canonchanquotes #legit

"I thought the normal picture of Canon was Manma."

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 01:39:15 -0400

“I thought the normal picture of Canon was Manma.”

- #canonchanquotes

"canon is too gruesome for television though"

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 22:50:14 -0400

““canon is too gruesome for television though””

- #quotesaboutcanon - @8bmp

"i want to be hit on by more guys"

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 00:00:01 -0400

““i want to be hit on by more guys””

- #canonchanquotes

"Everyone shout risks for our project at me now, go.” “BEARS"

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 23:57:31 -0400

““Everyone shout risks for our project at me now, go.” “BEARS””

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"I’m bad at this.” “What, canon?” “Everything."

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:41:44 -0400

““I’m bad at this.” “What, canon?” “Everything.””

- #canonchanquotes

"I’m a dummy dumb face."

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:40:55 -0400

“I’m a dummy dumb face.”

- #canonchanquotes

"WHY ARE NONE OF THE WOMEN HERE WEARING PANTS"

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 23:10:01 -0400

““WHY ARE NONE OF THE WOMEN HERE WEARING PANTS””

- #canonchanquotes

"I thought you hate people.” / “That’s why I live on the internet where everything..."

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:04:16 -0400

““I thought you hate people.” / “That’s why I live on the internet where everything is a figment of my imagination!!””

- #canonchanquotes

"this guy on the bus reminds me of canon except he is talking to a girl hahaha"

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 17:57:44 -0400

“this guy on the bus reminds me of canon except he is talking to a girl hahaha”

- #quotesaboutcanon

"YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A CONDOM"

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 21:36:28 -0400

“YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A CONDOM”

- #canonchanquotes

"Give me my phone back, without it I can’t message Twitter and I’ll be lonelyyyyyyyyy"

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 11:34:02 -0400

““Give me my phone back, without it I can’t message Twitter and I’ll be lonelyyyyyyyyy””

- #canonchanquotes

"If those two guys are gay, then, that means, I have to be gay too!?"

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 11:33:45 -0400

““If those two guys are gay, then, that means, I have to be gay too!?””

- #canonchanquotesonshoujomanga

"The man inside me is okay with this."

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 01:26:01 -0400

““The man inside me is okay with this.””

- #canonchanquotes

AngelLily: LOL CANON

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 23:32:00 -0400

(11:28:54 PM) AngelLily: LOL CANON
(11:29:18 PM) mefloraine: does any sentence with canon ever not include a lol?
(11:29:27 PM) mefloraine: unless it includes "dumb"
(11:30:13 PM) AngelLily: no, this does not exist.
(11:31:39 PM) AngelLily: it's either
(11:31:40 PM) AngelLily: lol canon
(11:31:41 PM) AngelLily: or
(11:31:43 PM) AngelLily: no canon, no

"TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS [FEMALE]"

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 12:35:54 -0400

““TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS [FEMALE]””

- #canonchanquotes

"I got child molestation."

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 18:55:20 -0400

“I got child molestation.”

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"canon_chan: oh it appears I get a lot of replies when I talk about bad english or getting hit in the..."

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 01:42:52 -0400

“canon_chan: oh it appears I get a lot of replies when I talk about bad english or getting hit in the crotch”

- #canonchanquotes (via DDRKirby)

"canon_chan: $50 in giftcards and 70% off at Borders. NAGATO YOU ARE MINE. <3"

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 01:42:12 -0400

“canon_chan: $50 in giftcards and 70% off at Borders. NAGATO YOU ARE MINE. <3”

- #canonchanquotes (via DDRKirby)

Raph: canon said fuck lol mocking

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 22:10:02 -0400

[23:11:38] Raph: canon said fuck lol *mocking*
[23:11:50] canon-chan: it's funny because I will never actually fuck anything